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June 2013

95 posts

Jun 19, 2013
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“You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.” —Grow every second (via felicefawn)
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Jun 18, 2013
Jun 18, 2013

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

Jun 18, 2013
“I don’t know if she loves me. I don’t know if I love her. All I can say is, she’s the one I think about. All the time. She’s the voice I want to hear. She’s the face I hope to see.” —Sophie Kinsella, I’ve Got Your Number   (via thewastedgeneration)
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Jun 18, 2013
A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

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astudyintimelords:

so I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

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and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered

Jun 17, 2013
Jun 17, 2013

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

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“There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word.” —(via ivytch)
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“Writing isn’t a career choice. It’s self-medication that over time precipitates the madness it was meant to ward off.” —Alain de Botton (via nevver)
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